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YOU PEOPLE NEED THEARAPY !!!!banana plug
Jun 24, 2002 8:42 AM
There is something, either currently, or in your past that your missing, or feel like you were cheated out of.

Hey, look at me, I have $10,000 speaker wires and that will make up for:
my small dick
I'm too fat
I'm too short
I wasn't popular in school
my puck face zit factory
girls don't talk to me
I'm gay
I can only get with fat chicks
I had no home life
my father beat me
my uncle and gym coach raped me
I had sex with my mother

but look at my big stereo system and take special notice of the expensive cables and wires.

This also applies to people who drive Mercedies, BMW's, Lexus and wear Rolex's.

If you all take a good look at yourself's I'll bet that not too many of you had a happy, well rounded childhood or there's something still missing.

Sell your cables and use the money on a good therapist.
THIS IS THEARAPY !!!!....ntMonstrousMike
Jun 24, 2002 9:26 AM
re: YOU PEOPLE NEED THEARAPY !!!!pctower
Jun 24, 2002 10:08 AM
My wife of 25 years is drop-dead gorgeous, she's never complained about my anatomy, I'm 6'4" tall, everyone talks to me, I'm pure heterosexual, I've never been raped and never had sex with a family member, I have tons of friends and always have AND I love good sound reproduction and am willing (and because I'm nothing on your list and was blessed with reasonably high intelligence, a loving family and a good education, am able) to pay for it AND I'm mentally healthy enough not to diagnose others, tell them how to live their lives or attempt to boost my sense of self-worth through posts of the internet.
PC, gotta DBT for that? :-)GTF
Jun 24, 2002 11:10 AM
Mtry will be asking.
GTF
Hey GTF!Warren Warren
Jun 24, 2002 12:59 PM
On one of my other favorite internet forums (www.kingsnake.com), GTF is an abbreviation for green tree frog. Are you a herper, too?

WW
NopeGTF
Jun 24, 2002 1:23 PM
There my initials. George T. Fabbiani
aka hydrohead
Do you really expect us to believe all THAT ???Richard Greene
Jun 24, 2002 11:41 AM
Does your wife have any sisters?
To GTF and RG: Perhaps a little clarification is in order.pctower
Jun 24, 2002 11:50 AM
What I mean by "drop-dead gorgeous" is that if I don't tell her at least once a day that she's gorgeous, she'll make sure I drop dead.
Sounds like a normal marriage to me! (nt)StevenSurprenant
Jun 24, 2002 12:11 PM
That's a good one. LMAOGTF
Jun 24, 2002 1:19 PM
Hope she doesn't read this. You'll really be in for it.
GTF
Hey PC!Warren Warren
Jun 24, 2002 1:06 PM
Sorry I've been so slow returning your cords. I got them out today- finally! You should see them in a couple of days. As far as having sex with a family member, I can assume that all the regular audiophile posters from Kentucky, West Virginia, and Alabama are very offended by this post. After all, to them it is normal. Remember the hillbilly motto - Incest is best- keep it in the family! ; )
Hey PC!pctower
Jun 24, 2002 9:37 PM
No problem. Haven't fired up the system since I got back and probably won't for several days.

Well, out here in Arizona we down 6 or 12 Coors and have sex with a cactus - we figured out they couldn't get pregnant.
ArizonaWarren Warren
Jun 25, 2002 11:53 AM
Sex with a catus, eh? Just remember, with a cactus, you can prick your finger, but you don't want to prick your...

WW
re: YOU PEOPLE NEED THEARAPY !!!!banana plug
Jun 24, 2002 1:20 PM
>>>I'll bet that not too many of you had a happy, well rounded childhood or there's something still missing.<<

I did not say all of you, but since you chimmed in. Married 25 years??? That would make you OLD.

Spending good money on snake oil? That would make you STUPID.

>>everyone talks to me< ???

that's funny in itself but how can they talk to you when your glued to the computer screen and sitting around tweeking your stereo?
Hey Banana Plug!Warren Warren
Jun 24, 2002 2:19 PM
Is that your name because you have a piece of fruit stuck up your A$$? Why don't you remove it and plug it in your mouth (or keyboard) instead. You have nothing to offer anyone on this forum other than your crude, childish comments. I suggest you go play with yourself, because we certainly don't want to play with you.

WW
P.S.-Warren Warren
Jun 24, 2002 2:21 PM
And leave my Lexus out of it! Maybe if you went to school and learned some manners, you could afford to get out of that POS Yugo, or are you still borrowing your mom's car?
Do you proof or is this your opinion!!!! :>) nt.Bobby Blacklight
Jun 25, 2002 6:36 AM
nt.
Yeah......So.......HTguy
Jun 24, 2002 3:33 PM
That's quite an impressive list of problems ya got there fella. Good luck with all that.
He should see the twitch I developed waiting for the Stratos....HYFI
Jun 24, 2002 5:01 PM
It should be here by Friday. Granite slab in place. I'll let you know.

Bri
I'm outta here on Saturday.HTguy
Jun 24, 2002 6:23 PM
2 weeks in the Outer Banks. Hopefully it will be well run in by the time I get back. Keep in touch, Brian.

John
Shouldn't your nick be "Sour Grapes Plug"? (nt)Spiky
Jun 25, 2002 7:12 AM
ok...i'll take this one point at a time...thepogue
Jun 26, 2002 11:52 AM
Hey, look at me, I have $10,000 speaker wires and that will make up for:


my small dick
I'm Irish...that condition is very normal


I'm too fat
Yes
I'm too short
Ok
I wasn't popular in school
So
my puck face zit factory
ahhh hold the mayo?

girls don't talk to me
I dont need them to talk...thank you

I'm gay
and...
I can only get with fat chicks
yummy
I had no home life
i live in a box...so I have no home..hence...no life

my father beat me
only on days that end in "y"

my uncle and gym coach raped me
my uncle WAS the gym coach...but hey we had a winning team!

I had sex with my mother
step-mother thank you

If you all take a good look at yourself's I'll bet that not too many of you had a happy, well rounded childhood or there's something still missing.

i'm looking...i'm still smiling...and yes something is missing did you see where i left me beer?

whew....bad lil monkey

Pogue
No we dont, but if you play nice...JoeW
Jun 26, 2002 9:19 PM
...maybe we'll have a fund raiser for yours.

A good many of us do not give a rats behind what others think of our rigs. The idea of impressing someone else with a stereo, is plain silly to me.

However, I do love music. I was a professional musician for 17 years. When my home system can approach or mimic what actual intruments actually sound like, I'm enthralled. When it can deliver the illusion of a 3d soundstage, I'm captivated.

I also find DIY to provide a tremendous bang/buck ratio, if you have the time, interest and inclination.

I'm sorry if you feel insecure about your rig. To be bluntly honest, I simply do not care what you think about what I employ - especially if your only take is 'status'

I consider my rig to be an ongoing experiment. The criteria is pleasing my ears, not anyone elses.
 


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