|   off topic -- The "F" Word | MasterCylinder
Nov 6, 2003 5:54 AM | | There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered
acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS
Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" --Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" ---Bill Clinton,1999
AND A DRUM ROLL PLEASE. . . . . . . . . . . . ..
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." ---Saddam Hussein,
2003 |
| #1 should be changed. | Finch Platte
Nov 6, 2003 6:10 AM | | ...to "I didn't think they'd be this @#$%ing inept." ----Saddam Hussein.
fp |
| And... | Finch Platte
Nov 6, 2003 8:26 AM | | A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington,
D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to
himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He
noticed a police officer walking between the lines of
stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked,
"Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replied,
"George Bush Jr. is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in
gasoline and set himself on fire. George Bush Jr.
says no one believes his stories about why we went to
war in Iraq, nor the connection between Saddam and
al-Qa'ida, nor that his tax cuts will help anyone
except his wealthy friends; the press called him on
the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger,
and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a
sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference.
So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of
folks are still siphoning."
$%^& Bush.
fp |
| That's a good one | MasterCylinder
Nov 6, 2003 8:48 AM | | hard to beat political humor........ |
| Too bad it was a Clinton joke that a democrat changed... | Swish
Nov 6, 2003 9:12 AM | | to fit his needs. It was acctually funny when it was about Clinton since he was such a weasel and all. |
| #0.5 - "Where in the @#$%*$# is my Komp"? | Dave_G
Nov 6, 2003 6:15 AM | | Komp, plomp.
Let's all romp.
Dave |
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